The Beach

by djgorena

I was at the beach when all of a sudden

My hunger got the best of me.

I pulled out a piece of bread to eat when all of a sudden

A seagull got the best of me and ate my bread.

I was so hungry and I had no other food to eat when all of a sudden

An idea popped into my head.

I had an alka seltzer that might be able to satisfy my hunger when all of a sudden

I had the idea to give it to the seagull that ate my bread.

The seagull began to shake and convulse when all of a sudden

The seagull burst into pieces exploding its bodily debris everywhere.

After the explosion I noticed something when all of a sudden

I saw my piece of bread.

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